|An actual factual photograph of Neville Chamberlain, and definitely not some crudely photoshopped image.|
Anyway, photoshop wasn't even around in 1938. Death Star pictured for scale.
As Neville Chamberlain once famously said after meeting Hitler in 1938, "I hold in my hand.. a piece of paper". If via some freakish breach in the Space/Time continuum, he'd in fact met me, the history books would have been very different. He'd probably have said something along the lines of "I hold in my hand... a piece of paper. In fact, several pieces of paper. Including the front and back covers, approximately one hundred and thirty pieces of paper. Most of them with writing on both sides. This is getting confusing and overly elaborate - I wish I'd just met Hitler now."
|The author and the book. Earlier today.|
Cheerful author pictured for scale.
I'm aiming for a June release, which will give time for me to complete my editing as well as give my trusty beta readers (thanks, trusty beta readers!) time to give me their verdicts. As it stands, it'll contain 30 stories and poems, and it's a good size thicker than either of the two collections that have come before.
The pre-order links will be up once everything is ready, and I plan on keeping it at the same price as "Forever and Ever, Armageddon" - despite it being nearly a third bigger.
I'm really excited about it - in my own humble opinion, this is the best stuff I've ever written. A few of them have appeared in other anthologies, so somebody else seems to be agree with me as well!
Finally, in a shit week that has seen David Bowie and Alan Rickman die at ridiculously early ages from cancer, a mention that I'm doing (and am nearly half-way through) the Cancer Research Dryathlon for January, in which I have and will remain booze free for the entirety of the month. If you'd like to pop in a couple of quid, click on the link here and it'll take you to my JustGiving page. It's all for a good cause and, if you donate and do order or pre-order Scenes of Mild Peril, pop me an email nearer the release in June and I'll send you something personalised and special as a thank you.
Thanks for reading this, thanks for your ongoing support and wish you all the very happiest 2016. And pop Cancer Research a few quid - and if you can't, it'd be much appreciated if you could share the link.